Troglodyte (Cave Man)

Yeah, I know what you're talking about
There was a time when men did live in caves as we all know
These people were known as caveman, Neanderthalman or Troglodytes

What we're gonna do right here is go back
Way back, back into time
When the only people that existed were Troglodytes

Cave men
Cave women
Neanderthal
Troglodytes

Let's take the average cave man at home
Listening to his stereo

Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing
He'd begin to move, something like this

Dance
Dance

When he got tired of dancing alone
He'd look in the mirror and say:
"Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman"

He'd go down to the lake
Where all the girls would be swimming or washing clothes or something
He'd look around and just reach in and grab one

Come here
Come here

He'd grab her by the hair
You can't do that today, fellas, 'cause it might come off
You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd be swimming away from you, haha

This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened
He said: "Move, move"

She got up
She was a big woman
Big woman
Her name was Bertha
Bertha Butt
She was one of the Butt sisters
He didn't care

He looked up at her and said:
"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!"

She looked down on him
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him
She said: "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy"
He said: "Wha?"
She said: "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy"

You know what he said?
He started it way back then, I wouldn't lie to you
When she said: "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy"
He said: "Right on, right on!
Hotpants!
Hotpants!
Ugh...Ugh...Ugh"