Ode to the bouncer

Ooh, let me in, or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope, lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman stop teasing, I'm freezing out here
See, I've got friends inside, it's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate, with St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in, or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer)

Oohh, bouncer, empowered and aroused, I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her, look she's in, what, her dress is up to waterline
That bitch is clearly borderline, nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight
We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in, or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)
Bounce bounce bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate, you thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life, so go home to your ugly wife
You forgot in your wisdom, the window to the ladies room
A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Ooh, let me in, or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)