Simon Templer
Splodgenessabounds
Dit lied is een satire op het karakter "Simon Templar" dat werd gespeeld door Roger "James Bond" Moore in de tv-serie "The Saint" uit de jaren 80.
Artiest
Titel A-kant
Simon Templer
Lengte A-kant
2:35
Componist(en) A-kant
Max, Pat, Fred
Producer(s) A-kant
Mike Robinson
Titel B-kant
Michael Booth's Talking Bum / Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps Please
Lengte B-kant
2:28 ; 2:10
Componist(en) B-kant
Max, Wiffy / Max
Producer(s) B-kant
Mike Robinson
Platenlabel
Deram
Catalogusnr
BUM 1
Tipparade
Songtekst
SIMON TEMPLER
{transcribed by Adri Verhoef, 2-6-2016}
Simon Templer is so hunky
All his birds are very funky
Simon's got an hairy chest
He goes to bed without his vest
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Well I think Simon's head is large
Always involved in espionage
He can't do anymore than me
Without his trick photography
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Simon's got a big white car
And his bird never wears a bra
He drinks champagne from a slipper
Then he goes home with a stripper
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But I think Simon's a bit of a bore
Ian Ogilvy or Podgey Moore
Simon goes out for his drinkie
Then he dances just like this-ee
Simon Templer
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Simon Templer!
TWO PINTS OF LAGER
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager -
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet offf crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.
Oh. Ooh.
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