Roly

Roly walked in
Said with a grin
Somebody's stolen my heart
Ma gave a shout
Said: who's to be your spouse
Is she rich, does she own a big car

Well, Roly sat down
Said: oh, what a clown I am
Get me a drink from the bar
Ma was almost in tears
They ain't had a wedding for years
Somebody run and fetch pa

Oh, Roly's gonna get married, pa
Roly's gonna get wed
Yeah, Roly's gonna get married, pa
I think he must be out of his head

We'll be wed in a week
I don't think I'll sleep
He said: can't stand the pain we're apart
Well, ma was so glad
Pa shook his head
And said: I always thought Roly was smart

Oh, Roly's gonna get married, pa
Roly's gonna get wed
Yeah, Roly's gonna get married, pa
I think he must be out of his head

Well, Roly sat down
Said: oh, what a clown I am
Bring me a drink from the bar
Ma was almost in tears
They ain't had a wedding for years
Somebody run and fetch pa

Oh, Roly's gonna get married, pa
Roly's gonna get wed
Yeah, Roly's gonna get married, pa
I think he must be out of his head

I think he must be out of his head