Max 'n Specs

Songtekst

Good evening, Max

Hey, how are you, Specs?

I'm fine, and you, you mean old crook?

Sit down, my man and have a beer
Keep your hands of the girl that's working here

Hey, listen, Max, I'm kinda short

I help you brother, don't you worry no more
'Cause I got this job that's coming up
Completely safe, real easy job

Yeah?

First let me tell you what you must not do
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude!

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (Don't tell Trudy)
Don't tell Trudy the truth (You know I, I dig it man, but eh...)
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude
Don't tell Trudy the truth

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude
Don't tell Trudy the truth
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude
Don't tell Trudy

But Trude don't talk, you know she don't

All women talk, let me tell you that
And sooner or later she'll turn you in
So shut your big mouth and don't say a thing!

Now cool it, Max, there's no need to throb
Relax a bit, tell me about the job

Fat Bob's the lookout, Bert's at the wheel
It's good clean money we're gonna steal
Be here at midnight and bring your tools
But don't come stoned and don't tell Trude!

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (Don't tell Trudy)
Don't tell Trudy the truth (Don't tell Trudy, no, no)
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude
Don't tell Trudy the truth (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (You know the truth is)
Don't tell Trudy the truth (There's something for everyone, oh)
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (Trudy can't, Trudy can't, no, no)
Don't tell Trudy
The truth!

Blow that horn, baby
Woooh!

Hey, what happened to that long tall cat?
The real mean mother with the scar on his head?

Scarface Lenny, the safe specialist?

Yeah, that's the one

Loosed away his talents, he's of the list

Who cracks the safe and how do we get in?

Fast Alex is our safe man, he's the king

That sounds okay, let's have another beer
I'm in it, baby, there you go, Max, cheers

Here's to the job, I knew you would
But don't come stoned and don't tell Trude!

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude
Don't tell Trudy the truth (Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude)
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (This is the big one, Specs!)
Don't tell Trudy the truth (Don't you understand, man?)
Free!

Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (We're gonna be free)
Don't tell Trudy the truth (Be on time)
Don't come stoned and don't tell Trude (Hello?)
Don't tell Trudy

Hey, Trude, this is Specs
Listen, honey, I got a fantastic job coming up
A real big one

Oh, far out, get away

Come to Kelsey's, we'll have a few beers and I'll tell you all about it

Right on, honey, I'm on my way

And I'm on my way too, honey!
You better hang up that phone, sucker
Specs, come here!
Who were you talking to, man?
Who did you come on the phone?
Oh, honey, I'm on my way
I'm on my way, you on your way..