The news

Joni's got a new car
Mister Cool Bird's smoking weed
They're closing down the bakery
Cause the children got to eat

Jennifer's moving house
Jennifer broke her vows
Andy says the doctor
Touched her hair

Hey, have you read the news today
Hey, used to be so far away
Hey, now the game has changed
It's coming to our doors

Michael's in the movies
And Mary found the Lord
Jim moved to the city
Told his friends that he got bored
Kate's having an affair
Husband don't seem to care

Hey, have you read the news today
Hey, used to be so far away
Hey, now the game has changed
It's coming to our doors

Open up
To a man
Flesh and blood
If there's warmth
In your heart
Let it show

Na nana na na nana na
Na nana na nanana na na
Na nana na na na na
Na nana na na nana na
Na nana na nanana na na
Na nana na na na na

Na nana na na nana na (Hey, have you read the news today)
Na nana na nanana na na (Hey, used to be so far away)
Na nana na na na na (Hey)
Na nana na na nana na (Hey, have you read the news today)
Na nana na nanana na na (Hey, used to be so far away)
Na nana na na na na (Hey)

Na nana na na nana na (Hey)
Na nana na nanana na na (Hey)
Na nana na na na na (Hey)
Na nana na na nana na (Hey you, have you read the news today)
Na nana na nanana na na (Hey you, have you read the news today)
Na nana na na na na (Hey, oh)
Na nana na na nana na (Hey you, have you read the news today)
Na nana na nanana na na (Hey you, have you read the news today)
Na nana na na na na (Hey, oh)