Mony The Phoney

{transcribed by Adri Verhoef, 13-2-2013}

Mony the phoney, Mony
Mony the phoney, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony

Gee, I love that Mony
Even though all the guys in the group say she's phoney
They don't like her, they don't dig her
And I don't care she wears a wig on the night before the next

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine (Ha ha ha)

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine...

Mony the phoney
Fat as a pony
Tooth as a boldy
Mony, Mony, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony

Gee, they say she's phoney
But she's a pretty nutty groupie, always sings for a rupee
They say I'm so cupid, I'm her puppet (On a string)
But even bound to get a joy as we use her as a toy

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine (Ha ha ha)

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine...

Mony, Mony, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony
Mony, Mony, Mony

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine (Ha ha ha)

She's nice (No)
She's fine (No)
She's good (No)
She's mine...

Mony the phoney (Mony, my Mony)
Mony the phoney (Fat as a pony!)
Mony the phoney (M-m-m-m-Mony)
Mony the phoney (Good lesser Mony)
Mony the phoney (M-m-m-m-Mony)
Ahaaa
Please c-c-come in, M-Mony

Mony the phoney (You don't get Mony)
Mony the phoney (You don't get Mony)
Mony the phoney (You don't get Mony)
Mony the phoney (You don't get Mony)
Mony the phoney (You don't get Mony)
Aaahaaa...