Modern World

Crazy way to get your kicks
They shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
They suck the fat right off your back

Make up your mind about your tits, girls
They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls
There's only one thing they can't fix
And I won't let you be mislead
That's the hole in your head
Can't fix that

Hail, hail, modern world
Hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail, the colour green
I say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

You tell her that's she's beautiful
And put her on a pedestal
As you google triple x
Imagination kicks in

The more you think about sex, boys
With someone else the better it gets, boys
Do you have a purpose in your life
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck's sake, show some sense

And hail, hail, modern world
Say hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail, the colour green
And say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

Yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah yeah
Oh woah

These days adoption is a hot thing
You can get a child for nearly nothing
You take them home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy

But all the money that you work for, girls
You can't compare it to love, boys
There's only one thing they can't fix
I won't let you be mislead
That's the hole in your head
Can't fix that

Hail, hail, modern world
I say hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail, the colour green
I say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

Yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah yeah
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I say hail this modern world