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My Band

D12

2004

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Artiest

D12

Titel

My Band

Platenlabel

Shady Records

Hoogste positie UK

2

Hoogste positie US

6

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Songtekst

I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [9x]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
You got something to say?
Man no
I thought you's bout to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't back me up when we supposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Hey yo it's... Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time I hear, "Hey dude I love your band."
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Proof carry my bag
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like "Who's D12? How we get started."
But what about Eminem?
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...

These chicks don't even know the name of my band... (ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... (Fuck Marshall)
Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band
Roxanne
Shatan
Loves me

The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

Alle Top 40-hits

Details Joost - Europapa
Details Cyril - Stumblin' In
Details Dasha - Austin
Details Roxy Dekker - Sugardaddy
Details Mark Ambor - Belong Together
Details Teddy Swims - The Door
Details Beyoncé - Texas Hold 'em
Details Jaxomy, Agatino Romero & Raffaella Carrà - Pedro
Details Benson Boone - Beautiful Things
Details Rondé - Undecided
Details Alex Warren - Before You Leave Me
Details Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso
Details Post Malone & Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help
Details Dua Lipa - Training Season
Details Mr. Belt & Wezol - It's Not Right But It's Okay
Details Frenna / Frenna feat. Jonna Fraser & Emms - Pretty Girls / Pretty Girls (Remix)
Details David Guetta & OneRepublic - I Don't Wanna Wait
Details Tino Martin & Anouk - Voor Je 't Weet
Details Zerb, Sofiya Nzau / Zerb, Tiësto & Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki / Mwaki - Tiësto's VIP Mix
Details Artemas - I Like The Way You Kiss Me
Details Kris Kross Amsterdam & Inna - Queen Of My Castle
Details La Fuente - Ratata
Details Dua Lipa - Illusion
Details Douwe Bob - Nothing To Lose
Details Purple Disco Machine & Ásdís - Beat Of Your Heart
Details Chef'Special - Fly Like Me
Details Lost Frequencies & Bastille - Head Down
Details Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy)
Details Hozier - Too Sweet
Details Mark Ambor - Good To Be
Details Billie Eilish - Lunch
Details Michael Marcagi - Scared To Start
Details Meau - Stukje Van Mij
Details Robert Van Hemert - Zoet Zout Zuur
Details Di-Rect - My Blood
Details Imagine Dragons - Eyes Closed
Details Kygo with Zak Abel & Nile Rodgers - For Life
Details Becky Hill - Outside Of Love
Details Nemo - The Code
Details Noah Kahan - Stick Season